Outta The Mouths Of Babes...

Randomocity heard in the Stratton home...

{hugging after eating chocolate}
me: kyle, careful with the hands!
kyle: what? my hands are clean, see? {shows me}  i wiped my hands on my coat.

me: i'm taking caleb to the bus stop.
kyle: i'll watch andrew.  i'll keep an eye on him.

kyle: did you toot?
keith: no.
kyle: oh, maybe i did. i don't know.

andrew: i'm going to be on american idol when i'm 16 and a junior.
me:okay.
andrew: so, ummm...i'm going to have to drop out of high school.
me: ummm...NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!
andrew: huh? {clearly bothered by my response}

Also very random...

Ash and Kyle were calling their boyfriend and girlfriend on the phone on the way to school...
ash: hi, honey bunchie. {giggle}  i'm almost to the bank, ok honey?  kyle wants to talk to you.

Kyle has been taking ownership of things in our house lately.  He gets a half piece of gum.  He sticks the other half  in a baggie and writes his name on it.  He also labels water bottles, half eaten granola bars, half eaten cottage cheese and yogurt.  We're like, "Dude, do you really think your brothers will want to eat that stuff??"

And one more...

The kids were all in the backseat, maybe on the way to school one morning, talking about being bad or something and Isaac pipes up and says that if you're bad, you'll go to JUUUUVEEEEY!  It was the funniest dang thing.