Sometimes It's Better Not To Ask...

Kyle has really been into measuring things with a soft tape measure. He wanted to measure Keith the other day. He told Keith (in his deep growl voice) to "Hode dis unda yo big toe, dad." Keith put one end of the tape measure under his toe and asked Kyle how tall he was. Kyle walked backwards and pulled the tape measure all the way out to the end and replied, again in his deep growl voice, "Yo big and fat, dad!!" I don't know where on earth he learned the word fat. I guess sometimes it is better not to ask!